US President Joe Biden has given a landmark speech in which he blasted the US Supreme court of taking away basic rights, vowing to ensure the Empire never does it again.
“I will ensure that the ewoks on Endor are looked after, stop. The supreme court of the empire cannot rule that those beautiful creatures cannot have the right to choose their own bodies, pause for effect, one, two, three, deep breath, and it is our duty to, ah, um, repeat the previous line,” spoke Mr Biden.
As Whitehouse staffers looked at each other in confusion, the President was very quickly replaced with the Presidential mannequin and nobody noticed the difference.
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